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Why Moms Get Jealous When Dads Bond With Kids - Cnn
"now stay in bed and go to sleep," my husband, bill, said as he hugged our 3-year-old son, davey, good night. "if you don't, i'm gonna talk in my troll voice all day tomorrow." as dads spend more time with their kids, mothers sometimes feel they have ...
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The Best Of Kids' Shows Gone Wild [videuhoh]
i don't think kids need to be as coddled and protected from the ills of the world as they are today (janet jackson's three-millisecond tit flash = the rapture, apparently), but some stuff is just not...
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Kids Love Spooky Books
publishers know children love halloween, so every fall they come out with a slew of fun and spooky books to read in october. here are this year's best: "frankenstein takes the cake," by adam rex, is the hilarious sequel to his funny 2006 book, "frankenstein makes a sandwich." the book opens with comic-book panels that show the green monster and his betrothed arriving at the in-laws place to ...
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Elton John Writing Aids Musical For Stiller - Stuff
sir elton john is writing a "film musical" about a man who has aids, with hopes of casting ben stiller as the lead. the candle in the wind singer isists despite its seemingly bleak subject matter it will be a comedy. he said: "i've got to try and ...
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Kids Speak Out On Election In Ireport Videos - Cnn
(cnn) -- "at this time, we need a leader." "i would try to stop the war in iraq because i think they should have a talk with them, not a big war." trevor dougherty is too young to vote, but is doing everything he can to make sure others do. "i'd ...
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Kids Love Spooky Books
publishers know children love halloween, so every fall they come out with a slew of fun and spooky books to read in october.
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Tommy Smothers Gets Due For Censored Show
"no comedian's wife thinks he's funny," tommy smothers says as he surveys the panoramic vista from his hilltop home and vineyard in the middle of sonoma's valley of the moon. "the first few years of the marriage, maybe. i was funny as hell the first couple...
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In San Juan Capistrano's Schools, White Kids Are Painted Into One ... - Orange County Weekly
nurse says her efforts to improve the oc jail's women's infirmary have broken her, haunt her dreams (9) to be honest, i’m all outraged out. as alarming as the headlines have been lately, i’ve reached the point where i just can’t give a damn ...
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Comeback Kids Refuse To Go Away - Enterprise
they had flat-lined. there was no pulse. there was no fog on the mirror. the boston red sox were dead. as dead as dead can be in the american league championship series. down seven runs in the seventh inning to a team that had dominated them the last ...
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Cute Costumes Can Cost Little
almost everyone is feeling a financial pinch this year. so why not make your kids' halloween costumes from stuff you have lying around the house and save your money for the really good candy?
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'dixie' Sells Trendy Tupperware With Southern Sass
dixie longate, just out of prison, living in a trailer park with her three kids, found the inspiration to change her life in a candy dish on her parole officer's desk. "i was fascinated by it," longate said in her sweet southern drawl. "i thought it was so pretty. she saw me lookin' at it, and she said, that's tupperware. you know what that is, right?" she certainly does now. dixie longate is ...
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Plea To Raise Driving Age To Stop 15-year-olds Killing - Stuff
the government should raise the driving age before there are more fatalities involving 15-year-old drivers, coroner sue johnson says. she was speaking yesterday at the inquest into the death of christchurch city councillor and paralympian graham ...
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Denis Leary Attempts To Ridicule Kids With Autism, Fails Badly - Popwatch
i like denis leary. ever since those mtv spots back in the '80s . i can't say that i've followed his career, but whenever i've seen him in something he's either made it better or not actively made it worse. and i've got enormous respect for what he's ...
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Tv Review : Lipstick Jungle
in the fight to inherit sex and the city's crown, the overdressed contenders seem to have forgotten the essential ingredients in the hit show about four fashionable gal pals doing it for themselves in manhattan. it was fresh and funny.
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Gossip Girl : No Nookie For Blair And Chuckles [recaps]
newvideoplayer("/gossip_girl_no_sex_chuck.flv", 506, 423,""); the gossip girl kids are ever transacting, aren't they? bartering their bodies for desired outcomes, weighing and counting the merits of...
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Posts: 4046 - Daily Herald
if and when the lds church follows correct procedure regarding inducting the prohibition on wine for sacrament into doctrinal scripture...then i'll consider. grow up for heavens sake, follow your own childrens example. i respect jaye for his opinion ...
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Chaparral-saguaro Rivalry Gets Fiery - Azcentral.com
outside the new field house at scottsdale chaparral, two rows of championship banners hang at the entry way to the one year-old synthetic football field. pulling the blinds from his second-floor office window, head coach charlie ragle points at two ...
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Former Mets Duo Frame Rays' Success
former mets duo frame rays' success
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Phils Up To Old Tricks
manager paul owens was going from locker to locker doing his knute rockne imitation, shaking hands and patting rumps in baseball's timeless big-game ''go get 'em" routine.
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Backseat Dance - New York Post
the title "sex drive" is a pun about a road trip in search of nooky, but it's also an apt image of what it's like to be a teen guy. you're the car. the stick shift is driving you. cringing under the weight of his virginity, ian (josh zuckerman) is ...
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